Yikes!

Lindsay Lohan had her house broken into last week.
The good news is she didn’t lose any expensive items.
The bad news is, the burglars made off with some items of a “highly personal nature”.
That really is bad news for us, because if some of the tapes and photos are made public, we’re not only going to be subjected to their contents, but will also have to bear the ensuing publicity this will garner for Miss Lohan.
For those of us already sick of seeing her in the tabloids for reasons spanning from her whacked out behaviour to her off and on again girlfriend, DJ Samantha Ronson, this just may be too much to stomach.
Let’s hope the burglars keep the tapes to themselves, using them only to blackmail Lindsay and extort some cash from her.

Source: OK! Magazine, UK

Dumb Doug

Former reality TV star and Paris Hilton’s ex boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, seems to be very keen on winning back his lady love.
It is reported the two flew off to Hawaii to spend some time together recently, and Reinhardt pampered Paris with everything from luxurious accommodations to pricey gift items.
The only problem is, he can’t afford it.
Apparently, Reinhardt is trying extremely hard to get himself a part on MTV reality show, The Hills. The producers however, don’t share his enthusiasm, and are responding by ignoring all his phone calls and pleas.
Cast members of the show were seen (and heard) making fun of Reinhardt for being so desperate that he’s resorted to “begging” the producers for a role so he can make money to shower his beloved princess with expensive goodies.
Ever heard of self respect, Doug?

And if she doesn’t love you for who you are, she’s not worth loving anyway. Next time, try to find a woman who loves you for you, and not the things you can buy her.

Source: OK! Magazine, UK

Another One

Megan Fox let another one rip recently when she informed everyone that she would "never" make a tape like the kind Paris Hilton is notorious for.
Here’s part of what she said, “Everything you say gets judged, everything you do gets judged. Literally all I have left are my private parts and I don't want to share them with the world. I'd like to keep them private. That's why they're called that!”
Errr, why, thank you Megan, how very thoughtful of you. That’s just what we wanted to hear??
Megan also explained why she doesn’t want to be caught on tape doing certain things, and no, it’s not just because of how indecent that’ll be. Her reasons are best not mentioned here, but if you want to know go to: http://perezhilton.com/2009-09-10-never-say-never-megan

Enjoy??

Sources: perezhilton.com

Dubai Metro Opens Today

The Dubai Metro will be all set for public use starting today. Its launching ceremony already took place yesterday, with members of the ruling family, dignitaries, and other VIPs in attendance.
Employees of the Roads and Transport Authority (RTA) of Dubai are already familiar with the Metro and the stations that are on the route currently being opened. RTA employees have been using the Metro and all the facilities at its stations as part of the test-run before its official opening to the public.
The Metro is the world’s largest automated driverless transport system and has 87 trains to carry passengers. The trains will run on two main routes, the Red Line, and the Green Line.
The Red Line has a total of 29 stations, and will be open to the public starting today. The Green Line has 18 stations, and isn’t ready just yet.
It is estimated that all routes and stations of the Metro will be fully functional by 2012.
The Dubai Metro has park and ride facilities that can accommodate thousands of cars, the largest of which has parking for up to 6000 cars.
Passengers have the option of travelling Silver (economy class), Women and Children, and Golden (first class).
The Metro is designed so that people from all walks of life can use it easily, including the elderly and the disabled. All stations and trains are equipped with the tools necessary to facilitate the journey for anyone who wishes to travel by the Metro.
The Metro promises to be a safe, comfortable, and stress-free commute. It also promises to revolutionise the way people travel and think about transport in Dubai, as well as help ease traffic on the roads.

Here’s hoping the Metro succeeds in doing what it aims to!

Sources: gulfnews.com

For more details: http://archive.gulfnews.com/indepth/dubaimetro/puffs/mid_left/10112170.html

For pictures: http://www.gulfnews.com/gngalleries/galleries/10348282.html

What some commuters had to say: http://www.gulfnews.com/nation/Traffic_and_Transport/10347963.html

For reviews and blogs: http://www.gulfnews.com/nation/Traffic_and_Transport/10347206.html

Logitech MX

The world’s leading computer mouse manufacturer, Logitech International, recently announced two new products – the Anywhere Mouse MX, and its larger version, the Performance Mouse MX.The Anywhere Mouse MX promises to eliminate the age old problem notebook users face when using their mouse on different surfaces. Most users know what happens when they try to use their mouse on glass or other glossy surfaces – the mouse simply doesn’t work.

For the complete article go to http://www.desivibe.ca/the-tech-tree/291-logitech-mx

Sources: Gulf News, ZDNet.com, Logitech.com

Megan Fox's Crazy Quote

In Wonderland magazine’s newest issue, Transformers star, Megan Fox, is quoted as saying, “I basically read every book ever written about Marilyn Monroe. I could end up like that because I constantly struggle with the idea that I think I’m a borderline personality—or that I have bouts of mild schizophrenia. I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is.”
Err, Megan, just because you’re beautiful doesn’t mean it’s a good idea to expose your mentally unstable side.
And isn’t assessing mental issues something professionals like psychologists and psychiatrists are supposed to do?
Looks like it really is time you went in to see a good one. Maybe he/she will have better luck at “pinpointing” your exact problem.

Source: perezhilton.com

How Not to be Mistaken for Chris Brown

How NOT to be mistaken for Chris Brown (and get chased down the street by the paparazzi, Rihanna fans, or human rights activists).

Do NOT beat up your girlfriend.
Do NOT say that you forgot that you beat up your girlfriend.
Do NOT claim that you still love your now ex beaten up girlfriend.

Alright, so Brown later admitted he “misspoke” about forgetting that he bashed up Rihanna. Still, how can you misspeak about someone who you most definitely beat the daylights out of?
To top that off, Brown is said to be upset with Larry King for asking him questions which lead to him giving that statement. Looks like Brown really does need to grow up, because if he really wants to be upset at someone, it should be himself.
And just when you think he couldn’t have made matters any worse for himself, he goes ahead and says he still loves Rihanna.
Nice way of showing your love, Chris. Let’s hope you don’t go around showing any more of it in the future. And as a side note, you may want to keep that silly mouth of yours shut, before you make an even bigger train wreck of yourself than you already have.

Sources: peacefmonline.com, perezhilton.com
For details of what Brown said and for a picture of the ex-couple go to: http://showbiz.peacefmonline.com/news/200909/25740.php

Chris Brown's Punishment

Chris Brown recently got his due in an LA courtroom.
The 20 year old R&B singer was sentenced to five years of probation and 180 days of labour service by Judge Patricia Schnegg.
Yes, you got that right, labour service, not community service. That means Rihanna-bashing Brown is going to be doing things that involve actual physical labour like picking up other people’s garbage, washing cars, and keeping certain public areas clean.
He’s also going to have to sit through counselling sessions at a Catholic charity, as well as completing a year long domestic violence course.
Although Brown will be allowed to complete his sentence in his own state of Virginia, he still has to report back in person to the Judge every three months.
That’s probably so he doesn’t "forget" all the things he has to do, just like he "forgot" beating up Rihanna. Or maybe it’s to make sure he doesn’t "forget" and "misunderstand" his sentence, just like he says he "misspoke" about forgetting that he beat Rihanna.
In either case, it’s pretty smart of the Judge to be following up on Brown. Looks like Brown is all set for the next year or so. He'll have plenty of time to think about what he did while he washes cars and picks up trash.
Here’s hoping Brown's sentence gives Rihanna some peace, because reports have it, she’s been feeling really down lately. Her friends say she’s just not the same anymore, and they hardly ever see her smile.
Cheer up, Riri! Maybe you can throw some extra garbage in the areas Brown is responsible for, or send a really dirty car over for him to wash. Anything to make you feel better really!

Sources: gulfnews.com, perezhilton.com

Bird Story

A man in Dubai has confessed to stealing a hundred frozen chickens. The 28 year old chef stole the frozen birdies from the place where he worked.
He sold the stolen birds to a salesman, who claims he didn’t know the illegal nature of their transaction.
The duo was ratted out by one of their night-shift supervisors, who claims the salesman was in the know and was helping the chef in his birdly affairs. They are both being charged, and the trial is currently underway.
Too bad they couldn’t “fly” under the radar on this one.

Sources: Radio 101.6, gulfnews.com

Bye Bye Doggy

The world’s oldest pooch died on Friday, at her owners’ Long Island home in New York. Chanel was 21 years old, the equivalent of 147 in doggy years.
She made her way into the Guinness Book of World Records, and had a birthday bash thrown in her honour by a Manhattan based pet food company. The pooch party was held in May in true doggy style luxury at a dog hotel and spa facility.
Her owners, Denise and Carl Shaughnessy, said she was lively and delightful even in her later years, despite having to wear tinted goggles for her cataracts, and sweaters because of her sensitivity to the cold.
Her owners are sure to miss her, since they had her ever since she was just a six week old dachshund pup.
Perhaps they can take comfort in the fact that at least their pet had a long and healthy life, and went well after her time was due. Her memories will be sure to make them smile every time they think of her though.

Source: gulfnews.com