Chris Brown Just Can't Stop Beating Down on Rihanna

It seems like Chris Brown still can’t stop beating down his ex-girlfriend Rihanna.
Just a few hours after Rihanna’s first single post break up, Russian Roulette, was released on the internet, Brown had an announcement of his own to make.
Brown tweeted that he’d be performing for the first time after everything that transpired sometime next week.
Could he really not have waited a day or two before unleashing his news on everyone? Brown’s timing seems to be just perfect. Suspiciously perfect, that is.
Grow up Chris! Let her have her moment without acting like a spoilt, bratty, five year old who throws a tantrum every time he sees another kid with a new toy.

Source: perezhilton.com

Rihanna Still Stuck on Chris

Rihanna’s friends say the 21 year old singer is still in love with her ex, Chris Brown, and often cries and tells them she can’t live without him.
Instead of rooting for him to get some jail time for his battering behaviour, Rihanna’s friends say that she was relieved he got off light.
Even though Brown had beaten Rihanna twice before, Rihanna still wishes things between them hadn’t ended.
She was even upset that the judge had ordered Brown to stay at least 50 yards away from her, 10, if they were at the same event.
Rihanna never requested the judge for any such order, and is unhappy about it.
The judge warned Brown that he would face jail time if he disobeyed the order.
While Rihanna is said to be feeling extremely sad and lonely without him, Brown seems to be doing just fine.
A bit too fine, that is, because he was spotted partying with his pals to celebrate getting off so light for his bad behaviour.
Move on, Riri! You can do so much better than a girlfriend beater who doesn’t even have the decency to act ashamed. Instead, he chose to go around painting the town red the same day he received his sentence!
Talk about being an insensitive jerk!

Source: Star Magazine, UK

How Not to be Mistaken for Chris Brown

How NOT to be mistaken for Chris Brown (and get chased down the street by the paparazzi, Rihanna fans, or human rights activists).

Do NOT beat up your girlfriend.
Do NOT say that you forgot that you beat up your girlfriend.
Do NOT claim that you still love your now ex beaten up girlfriend.

Alright, so Brown later admitted he “misspoke” about forgetting that he bashed up Rihanna. Still, how can you misspeak about someone who you most definitely beat the daylights out of?
To top that off, Brown is said to be upset with Larry King for asking him questions which lead to him giving that statement. Looks like Brown really does need to grow up, because if he really wants to be upset at someone, it should be himself.
And just when you think he couldn’t have made matters any worse for himself, he goes ahead and says he still loves Rihanna.
Nice way of showing your love, Chris. Let’s hope you don’t go around showing any more of it in the future. And as a side note, you may want to keep that silly mouth of yours shut, before you make an even bigger train wreck of yourself than you already have.

Sources: peacefmonline.com, perezhilton.com
For details of what Brown said and for a picture of the ex-couple go to: http://showbiz.peacefmonline.com/news/200909/25740.php

Chris Brown's Punishment

Chris Brown recently got his due in an LA courtroom.
The 20 year old R&B singer was sentenced to five years of probation and 180 days of labour service by Judge Patricia Schnegg.
Yes, you got that right, labour service, not community service. That means Rihanna-bashing Brown is going to be doing things that involve actual physical labour like picking up other people’s garbage, washing cars, and keeping certain public areas clean.
He’s also going to have to sit through counselling sessions at a Catholic charity, as well as completing a year long domestic violence course.
Although Brown will be allowed to complete his sentence in his own state of Virginia, he still has to report back in person to the Judge every three months.
That’s probably so he doesn’t "forget" all the things he has to do, just like he "forgot" beating up Rihanna. Or maybe it’s to make sure he doesn’t "forget" and "misunderstand" his sentence, just like he says he "misspoke" about forgetting that he beat Rihanna.
In either case, it’s pretty smart of the Judge to be following up on Brown. Looks like Brown is all set for the next year or so. He'll have plenty of time to think about what he did while he washes cars and picks up trash.
Here’s hoping Brown's sentence gives Rihanna some peace, because reports have it, she’s been feeling really down lately. Her friends say she’s just not the same anymore, and they hardly ever see her smile.
Cheer up, Riri! Maybe you can throw some extra garbage in the areas Brown is responsible for, or send a really dirty car over for him to wash. Anything to make you feel better really!

Sources: gulfnews.com, perezhilton.com