PMS Attack of the Day

It was probably more of a Menopause attack considering her age, but 63 year old retired school teacher Marlene wasted no time in behaving like a crazy old lady when she caught sight of a woman wearing a face veil two days ago.

An Emirati tourist was browsing in an upscale clothes boutique in Paris, when French national Marlene caught sight of her and asked her to remove her face veil.

France has recently passed a bill which allows authorities to fine Muslim women caught wearing face veils (also known as the Burqa), but the bill in question will be brought into effect six months later, to make sure everyone is aware of it.

Apparently, Marlene thought France’s discriminatory policy against women who choose to cover their face in public meant she could behave like a moron and take the law into her own hands.

When the Emirati lady refused to remove her veil, Marlene decided to do the honors and ripped the veil off her face.

When the (probably shocked) Emirati woman put her veil back on, she was scratched and bitten by mental Marlene, who says she knew she was going to “crack someday” because the Burqa debate was starting to “annoy” her.

Marlene was probably already cracked (or on crack) from before though, because she went on to say that she asked the woman to take her face veil off as she found it “unacceptable” that someone should be able to wear one in what she considers the “birthplace of human rights”.

She seems pretty confused about the term, which means all the years she spent in school were probably not enough to increase her brain capacity.

The idiotic school teacher now faces a $1000 (US) fine, and a two month suspended jail sentence.

Let’s hope she learns to keep her claws to herself next time!

Source: gulfnews.com

Lily Allen - Mean Girl?

Lily Allen was recently in Amsterdam for a performance.
A very avid fan called Zac, who owns a website called Oh-Lily.Com, wanted nothing more but to give her a fanbook that he had put together for her. The fanbook was compiled by him and contained messages for the singer from many of her fans from all over the world. Zac was sure Lily would be thrilled when she saw the book, and set out to make that happen.
Zac first tried presenting her with his loving creation when he saw her walking towards the entrance to the venue but was stopped by some of her security personnel. He then tried reaching out to her and told her he just wanted her to have the fanbook, which Lily hurriedly dismissed by saying she had to go inside.
Not one to give up, Zac tried again once the concert was underway.
This time he threw the book on stage, very close to where Lily was.
Zac claims there was no way Lily would have missed the book. That didn't stop her from walking over it when she exited the stage though. Zac thinks she probably stepped on it by accident, and he still wants nothing more than for her to have the book.
Zac even took to his website later to ask Lily to email, tweet, or post something to let him know that she had infact taken the book, and all his hard work hadn't been in vain.
While it's really sweet on his part to still care and not hate on her, it seems like he really is wasting his time.
Get over yourself, or whatever it is you need to get over Lily! You are what you are because of your fans you know, so you really should show them more gratitude and maybe even a bit of appreciation. Especially when they're running after you themselves just to shower you with nice messages. Learn some manners and act thankful when people show you they like you, instead of giving them such a rude reception!

Source: perezhilton.com