How Not to be Mistaken for Chris Brown

How NOT to be mistaken for Chris Brown (and get chased down the street by the paparazzi, Rihanna fans, or human rights activists).

Do NOT beat up your girlfriend.
Do NOT say that you forgot that you beat up your girlfriend.
Do NOT claim that you still love your now ex beaten up girlfriend.

Alright, so Brown later admitted he “misspoke” about forgetting that he bashed up Rihanna. Still, how can you misspeak about someone who you most definitely beat the daylights out of?
To top that off, Brown is said to be upset with Larry King for asking him questions which lead to him giving that statement. Looks like Brown really does need to grow up, because if he really wants to be upset at someone, it should be himself.
And just when you think he couldn’t have made matters any worse for himself, he goes ahead and says he still loves Rihanna.
Nice way of showing your love, Chris. Let’s hope you don’t go around showing any more of it in the future. And as a side note, you may want to keep that silly mouth of yours shut, before you make an even bigger train wreck of yourself than you already have.

Sources: peacefmonline.com, perezhilton.com
For details of what Brown said and for a picture of the ex-couple go to: http://showbiz.peacefmonline.com/news/200909/25740.php