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Monday, November 16, 2009

Robert Pattison is a Stink Bomb



Twilight star, Robert Pattison, has confirmed what some of us have been suspecting all along.
For those of us who’ve always wondered why he looks so dirty and unkempt at almost all public appearances, here’s the answer.
Pattison has admitted that his personal hygiene is “disgusting”.
He elaborates by saying, “It gets to the point where even I can't stand the air around me. My personal hygiene - it's so disgusting! Really, it's that I have very few clothes that I like and I'm travelling all the time so I can't really get any more.”
He cites living out of a suitcase as the reason for hardly ever washing his clothes.
And his bad hygiene hasn’t gone unnoticed. Apparently the actor’s Twilight co stars and movie crew have been suffering because of the nasty smells emanating from the star. Looks like he doesn’t shower or use deodorant either.
And then he complains about not being a hit with the ladies.
Robert, you may not have the time to do your own laundry, which is understandable, but we all know you make enough money to be able to pay to have your clothes cleaned at the dry cleaners.
If not for yourself, or your long suffering co stars, or even the ladies, clean up for your dear fans at least. What if one of them happens to get too close? The Twilighter might not even survive to know what hit the poor soul.
And while you’re getting your clothes laundered, grab some shower gel and shampoo and go take a nice, long, de-stinking shower.

Source: ahlan.com

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