PMS Attack of the Day

It was probably more of a Menopause attack considering her age, but 63 year old retired school teacher Marlene wasted no time in behaving like a crazy old lady when she caught sight of a woman wearing a face veil two days ago.

An Emirati tourist was browsing in an upscale clothes boutique in Paris, when French national Marlene caught sight of her and asked her to remove her face veil.

France has recently passed a bill which allows authorities to fine Muslim women caught wearing face veils (also known as the Burqa), but the bill in question will be brought into effect six months later, to make sure everyone is aware of it.

Apparently, Marlene thought France’s discriminatory policy against women who choose to cover their face in public meant she could behave like a moron and take the law into her own hands.

When the Emirati lady refused to remove her veil, Marlene decided to do the honors and ripped the veil off her face.

When the (probably shocked) Emirati woman put her veil back on, she was scratched and bitten by mental Marlene, who says she knew she was going to “crack someday” because the Burqa debate was starting to “annoy” her.

Marlene was probably already cracked (or on crack) from before though, because she went on to say that she asked the woman to take her face veil off as she found it “unacceptable” that someone should be able to wear one in what she considers the “birthplace of human rights”.

She seems pretty confused about the term, which means all the years she spent in school were probably not enough to increase her brain capacity.

The idiotic school teacher now faces a $1000 (US) fine, and a two month suspended jail sentence.

Let’s hope she learns to keep her claws to herself next time!

Source: gulfnews.com

And the Award for Absolutely Mental Goes to...

T              The man in Dubai who stabbed his girlfriend and 
        her colleagues…

A very desperate 41 year old showed up at his 23 year old girlfriend’s workplace in Dubai because he was tired of being ignored by her.

The woman did have reason to ignore her two-timing boyfriend because he very conveniently forgot to mention one minor detail before getting into a relationship with her – that he was in fact married.

It’s no surprise then that his girlfriend probably thought it was better to lose the conniving cheater than continue to waste time on him.

He obviously didn’t agree and showed up at her office with nothing less than a knife in hand.

The crazed (ex) lover then proceeded to stab his girlfriend 27 times, but luckily two of her workmates managed to rescue her.

The woman’s poor workmates also got sliced because of the man’s chopping board antics, and all three are now recovering.

The crazy attacker is now on trial but denies he ever intended to murder his girlfriend.

Slice her to bits and disfigure her perhaps, but not kill her. Yeah right.

Here’s hoping he gets what he deserves for his senseless crime!

 Source: 7days.ae